Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny story. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A Funny Thing Happened....

Last night I had to stop at the grocery store on my way home from the gym. I had picked up my nephew on my way there. We went into the store and got the items we needed and headed back to the parking lot. As we were walking to the car, we were talking about how nice it was going to be to get home and eat dinner because we were all STARVING! My son got to the car first and started to get in. My nephew opened the back door and I handed him the bag of groceries. As I handed them to him, I had the strangest feeling that something wasn't quite right. I couldn't figure out what it was though. I took a look at my car again and it hit me! My son and I said at the same time  "Oh my gosh...this isn't our car!!!" My nephew looked quite shocked and immediately started to walk away from the car, leaving the door wide open! We were all laughing and I said "You need to shut the door!" He ran back, shut the door and within the blink of an eye, were were two cars down and safely in OUR car! My son said that he figured it out when he saw the manual window handle and that it smelled like cigarettes. Thankfully, the cars' owner wasn't coming out of the store behind us! That would have made an embarrassing situation worse!!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

That's One Terrified Squirrel!

This past week, we got about seven inches of snow and with freezing temperatures, the roads have been pretty bad. As my mom and I were headed to lunch today, we were approaching a stop sign and a little squirrel started running across the road. The roads were very slick and hitting the breaks to miss a squirrel was not an option. Apparently, this little squirrel knew that white roads means that big objects (cars) are even more scary than usual. This squirrels little legs went into hyper speed. He ran so fast across the road, that when he got to the "tree of safety", he grabbed ahold of it and his back legs swung behind him. He almost flew off of the tree. It was seriously the funniest thing we had seen in a long time.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Random Moments of Silliness

Have you ever witnessed someone doing something so random that you just can't help but laugh at them? I have to tell you about this one.

My husband is a gum chewer. When the gum get old and gross, he tends to stick it somewhere. That little habit annoys me like no other!! Usually, I will find it on the bedside table or stuck to the plate he used at dinner. Well, tonight, I looked up from the computer. He was laying on the couch watching the Jets/Colts football game. I noticed something stuck to his head. YES...it was his gum!!! I told him that he was a goober, and I went on about my business. Next thing I know, he was hitting himself in the head, so again, I looked up at him. He had decided that the gum wasn't stuck well enough to his head, so he was hitting it to make it stick better. At this point, I just couldn't help but laugh out loud.  I started writing this post and got about halfway done with it when I looked back up at him and he had it stuck to his nose. Oh my goodness....where did I find this man?!?!?! 

Never a dull moment in my house, that's for sure. (By the way, I tried to get a picture of him, but as soon as he saw the camera come out, he took the gum off of his face and said, "No way...you'll post it on Facebook or something" He knows me so well!! Hahaha!)